Rock Telepathy
For the lawn, turn to the rock.
He pointed to a large boulder.
It will hinder grass growth through telepathy. We do all the maintenance here through rock telepathy. It is hard work, but we’re suited for that, as you can see.
I don’t understand. How can a rock mow grass?
It doesn’t. The rock tells the grass to stop growing. So if you wait until the grass is tall, it’ll be next season before you’ll see results. This year you’ll have tall grass. Next year, tall dead grass. Unless you take up a sickle yourself. New grass stays short.